Thursday, December 10, 2009

IT'S OFFICIAL: STEELERS ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN


ABOVE: It's now official. The Steelers, having completed a rare trifecta of losses to three of the worst teams in the league, are now officially on the outside looking in. In a mind-bogglingly bad performance, the Steelers lost to the previously 1-11 Browns by a 13-6 score. Big Ben was sacked eight times in this game and the offense looked lost most of the time. This game also featured some of the least-imaginative play-calling ever. After a 6-2 start, the Steelers five consecutive losses now designate this season as being one of the worst collapses by a Steelers team ever.

PLACE WHERE I'D LEAST LIKE TO BE TONIGHT

I was trying to figure out the one place where I'd least like to be tonight. I have my five worst picks below ranked in order of their lack of desirability... 

 #5 Solitary Confinement

ABOVE: Solitary confinment is no picnic, that's for sure, but it's only ranked #5 on this list!


#4 Digging A Hole


ABOVE: Solitary is bad, but at least you get to goof off. Digging a hole is not just boring, it's hard work too!

#3 Crab Fishing In The Bering Sea


ABOVE: For as much as I love King Crab legs, I wouldn't be caught dead on one of these boats.

#2 Crossing A Crocodile-Infested Swamp


ABOVE: What could be worse than walking through a swamp where your next step could result in your becoming a meal? Only one thing...

BY FAR, THE VERY WORST PLACE YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE TONIGHT...


ABOVE: Picture this: This same group of crackpot morons harassing you in a stadium that's snow-filled, zero degrees with a 50 mile per hour wind. Meanwhile, on the frozen field, your own team, playing lousy football right now, is going up against one of the worst teams that even Cleveland has ever had. Now that's worth freezing over! This is one night where watching it on TV will be better than being there, that's for sure!