Wednesday, November 25, 2009

SCOUTING REPORT ON WEST VIRGINIA, THE STATE, NOT THE TEAM

From one of our most loyal readers, "Doctor Jon" (not the singer) comes this scouting report on West Virginia. Not the team, mind you, but the entire state. The Doc went down to Mo'Town to scout out the sights and he came back with some shocking images. Pitt fans may want to reconsider venturing into the land of the Mountaineers after seeing this. It might be better to watch the "Backyard Brawl" on tv!


ABOVE: Don't get lost, unless the people you're looking for have the last name "Tidy Cats"



ABOVE: This enterprising WVU fan has made double use of their old couch by turning her into a yard swing! Oh those clever Mountaineers! Of course if WVU were to pull off a 13-9 of their own, this couch would be ready for a gallon of gas and a match!


ABOVE: The sign in the yard said that this was the Morgantown Women's Club's 2009 award winning garden.


ABOVE: With Thanksgiving nearly here, the residents of West Virginny are already busy decorating...



ABOVE: The Doc checked into a luxury motel with a fully stocked bar (at least that's what the sign said).


ABOVE: While still at his luxury motel, the Doc was invited to have some goormay fancy vittles with the other guests.



ABOVE: Knowin' that the Doc was a Doc and all, they convinced him to rent their luxury limo and go to the Puskar Stadium to get some pregame vittles with some of their kin folk. BELOW: The fare there shouldn't surprise you...



BEST OF LUCK TO THE PANTHERS IN THEIR QUEST FOR THE BIG EAST TITLE AND A BCS BID!

Special thanks to "Charlie Plokhooy" (real name?) who somehow cobbled these bizarre pictures together in the first place!