Friday, November 20, 2009

IT'S FRIDAY "SPANNING THE GLOBE FOR HUMOR" TIME




FRIDAY HUMOR DEPT.
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I really get a kick out of finding interesting things on the internet and this week I found a goldmine site titled DJ Mick Really? I would have no way of knowing if the laws presented below by the "DJ" are real or not, but if they are, then they truly are "Ten Laws that Prove the World is Nuts". Special thanks to DJ Mick.

#10 In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.



(Do they look different reversed?)



ABOVE: Typical mirror found in Bahrain doctor's office.

#9 Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.


(A brick?)




ABOVE: Bricks awaiting shipment to arab funeral homes.

 #8 The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)


#7 There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry! Where'd they come up with that law?


(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)


#6 In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


(Ah! Justice!)


#5 Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.


(But of course!)


#4 In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


(Makes one shudder at the thought.)




ABOVE: If you live in Columbia, the lady on the left will be watching your every move. 

#3 In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


#2 In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.


(Like THAT makes sense.)

 



ABOVE: It's easy to see how Lebanese men could easily become confused.

#1 In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’


(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)

"Spanning the Globe
        For Humor"


ABOVE: Barack Obama shows that he's fed up with the Republicans.




ABOVE: Enter your own caption here. I'm still searching for one, but this picture truly has it all.

ABOVE: The fastest, best solution for the Rubik's Cube (and my personal favorite).




ABOVE: While self-explanatory. I can relate to this sign personally though. Our dog "Rosco", normally very friendly, has developed two nicknames "The Biteman" and "Mr. Teeth".

and finally...




ABOVE: The "sheep" above is outfitted with a GPS unit and has a mouthful of blades to cut your lawn. This is a very bad idea, because if we didn't have meaningless jobs like cutting grass, men would have no real purpose in life. (Also not recommended for use in Lebanon).