Sunday, October 25, 2009

THOUGH TWO MEMBERS ARE NOW DEAD, THE BEATLES APPARENTLY NEVER BROKE UP!!!

PARALLEL UNIVERSE DEPT.
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ABOVE: New pirated Beatles release from parallel universe titled "Everyday Chemistry". Apparently they have not yet graduated to the CD world in the parallel universe.


Yes, I've read some crazy things in my life, but this next story is truly a "cake-taker". A guy, why takes on the anonymous name of James Richards, says that he fell while chasing his dog and was knocked unconscious.

He next wakes up in a room with full of "weird electronics stuff" and meets a strange character named "Jonas", a time traveler from a parallel universe. During the course of his exchanges with Jonas, he learns, much to his delight that the Beatles are together and even still touring in this parallel universe!!!

While I won't give away all of the details of this incredible story here, I'll tantalize you by letting you know that apparently the Beatles came out with a new album that was never released on this side of the parallel universe and James Richards stole a cassette tape of it from Jonas after being warned not to take anything from this parallel universe. Will this cause a "tear" in the cosmic fiber? Good Lord help us!


ABOVE: Harrison and Lennon are apparently alive and still writing songs with the Beatles in the parallel universe. Pittsburgh has long been rumored as a tour stop in the parallel universe.

Just to prove that his story is true, Richards is offering a free download of this new album titled "Everyday Chemistry". Some of the purported "Beatles" tracks include: "Four Guys", "Sick to Death" and "Mr. Gators Swamp Jamboree".

I don't know about you, but this is the best news that I've heard in years! The thoughts of hearing a new Beatles album are really incredible! Instead of watching the Steelers-Vikings game, I think I'll listen to this instead!

Now back to reality. I have concluded that James Richards either:

A) Has just come back from a very bad LSD trip,

B) Has assembled a "Beatles" band of his own and is promoting his new CD,

C) Is covertly working for Al Qaeda and looking for the quickest way to destroy all of the computers in the western hemisphere or,

D) He has unwittingly stumbled across the greatest discovery in the history of mankind.

I'll leave that final decision up to you dear readers, but if you want to read this increadible story and hear the latest Beatles album, just follow this link:
www.thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com//

I'll be anxious to hear your comments about this new Beatles album.