Take for example the night that Jeff went on a tirade in a local Sheetz store because the paper towel dispenser was empty in the restroom. Stuff like this is better than any fiction that I could sit here and make up, so it provided a literal bonanza for the local scribes of Pittsburgh.
I can distinctly remember laughing out loud at some of the pictures that I found to include in this story and the cutlines that I wrote under them. Yes, the "PAPER TOWEL-GATE" story practically wrote itself and became, amazingly, the second-ranked story in the entire history of "Pittsburgh's Black & Gold". For this I will be eternally grateful to that Pittsburgh party animal, Jeff Reed.
So kick back on this beautiful Saturday afternoon, guys pour yourself a beer or, ladies, a wine cooler, and enjoy once again this second ranked classic.
So without any further blathering on about it, let's get on with the good stuff, that number two ranked story:
"STEELER KICKER VICTIM OF 'PAPER TOWEL-GATE', SHEETZ SHOULD BE ASHAMED, REPRISALS EXPECTED
WEDNESDAY-- CMU ROBOTICS TAKE CENTER STAGE AT G-20
ABOVE: Assembly line at CMU. "BE CAREFUL WIL ROBINSON!!!"