Above: Blair is indeed a monster, but he's a monster who likes parades too, make no mistake about that! Would you want to go up for a rebound against "Pittsburgh's Cloverfield Monster" ("P.C.M.") ? I don't think so!
The only hangup could be Pitt's answer to the "No Fun League" and that would be the NCAA. "Yeah, knowing them, they'd use an electron scanning microscope to make sure we didn't change colors if they told us we couldn't," said the official. "They're as anal as they come.