ABOVE: I get a severe headache every time I have to do this, but it's a gift that I owe to mankind and most especially to Pittsburgh sports fans because you need to know.
ABOVE: Fleury is planning on butchering some octopi in game six at Mellon Arena tonight. If the Pens don't win the cup in Pittsburgh next year, it will mean that in the entire history of Mellon Arena that the cup was never won by the Pens in this building. That in itself is good reason to build a new one.
ABOVE: Proving once again that he is the best tenant in the world, Sidney will get his landlord's team to game seven in another gritty performance (Sid almost looks like he was in grade school in this picture).
ABOVE: The Penguins (played by Rocky Balboa) look pretty dapper in this black and gold robe. I've got to get one of these! Coincidentally I have gone by " Stallion" for many years, so it would make the perfect Father's day gift (hint, hint, wink, wink)!!!