Tuesday, October 21, 2008

"It's Just "Fines" Being "Fines" OR, "Fines Is As Fines does"

Yes our own "Kid Dyn-O-Mite was at it again this past Sunday as Hines Ward continued his own personal laying seige to the National Football League, this time destroying Cincinnati rookie linebacker Keith Rivers.

The hit on Rivers, who was poised to make a tackle on Heath Miller, was so savage that Rivers needs surgery on his jaw! In fact, the injury was so severe that the jaw was broken in two places and will have to be wired shut. Rivers will also have to eat via a straw for six weeks, thus further endearing Ward to him. For what it's worth though, Hines said that he, "Said a prayer for him" after the collission.

Count the Cinci Bungles in among the growing legions of NFL players who officially or otherwise have a "bounty" out on Hines Ward for a teammate being "blown up" by our "Kid Dyn-O-Mite", "Fines" Ward. Look for the "Commish" (and not of the More Taste League) to get involved once again.

Oh, yeah, the Steelers beat the Bengals and are now 5-1.
"More Taste League" May Intervene.