A "P.B. & G" SPECIAL REPORT ON MARIJUANA USAGE IN PITTSBURGH
MARIJUANA USE FOUND PREVALENT IN NFL CITIES
BELOW: Kentucky cops gloat over their million dollar bust. There's no NFL franchise in Kentucky yet, but if they keep this up, it won't be long!
So do you think the Pittsburgh Cops may have gotten the wrong guy? This not only could be a case of mistaken identity, it could also be a HUGE case of racial profiling going on right in your home town against our Steeler deep threat!
The one cop, looking very similar to Chris Farley, says while attempting to wipe the smile off his face, “C’mon Plaxico, you don’t think we’re going to fall for that routine again. Now where’s the maryjoowanna?” Santonio, now looking very perplexed says that yes he indeed has these “Blunts” (cigars laced with marijuana) and hands them over.
Mario Lemieux, seeing the flashing lights outside of “his house” at One Mario Lemieux Place came out to investigate and was understandably upset. Speaking away from the cameras on the scene, Lemieux went on what seemed like a ten minute rant about the Steelers. “This would be like Sidney rolling a joint and smoking it down at the UMPC Center or whatever they call it,” Lemieux said through clenched teeth. “Only Sidney wouldn’t do that and neither would I. And did you see the pictures of Casey Hampton pounding on the glass during a playoff game last year? He could have easily, EASILY broken that section of glass! Do you know how much those cost me? That would be like Evgeni going down and skating on Heinz Field (if it rained and then froze, but you get what I mean). I’m tired of the Steelers acting like Mellon Arena is their own personal playpen where they can do whatever they please because, 'Hey, we're the Steelers'.”
But did they really get their man, or is this another case of black athletes being lumped into one faceless category of pot-smokin', trash-talkin', SUV drivin', ne'er-do-wells?